30 Shower Thoughts for the Ponderous Populous to Chew On

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Jul 2, 2023 7:00 PM EDT

There's something about the white noise of the shower water splashing the porcelain tub that makes your brain light up. Maybe it's because you've been moderately brain-dead all day and the bucket of water to the face is waking you up, but the gentle thrum of the spray and the heat of the steam gets your brain juices pumping. Whether you know it or not, shower thoughts are probably where all the greatest minds get their kickstart. Plato probably had mind-blowing ideas in the tub, Bill Gates probably had shower revelations, and Einstein probably figured out E=MC2 while enjoying a nice little rinse. You may not be sporting the greatest intellectual machine in that noggin of your, but the shower still has its lubricating effect on anyone's gray matter.

So keep on scrolling to chew on the ponderous perplexities of the populous with this week's harvest of shower thoughts. For more brain teasers, check out this story of how one employee got the best of a micromanaging boss. 

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  • 01
    Human body - Tetherballs have slowly disappeared
    via PIatopus
  • 02
    Font - Somewhere, someone is spending their last week with a full set of fingers.
    via Red_Sox_5
  • 03
    Font - The human brain is the only thing in nature to have named itself
    via roberto59363
  • 04
    Font - Dinosaurs are cool and all but the largest animal to ever roam the earth is a mammal that still exists in 2023.
    via brittanylovesphil
  • 05
    Font - Saliva is the final ingredient of every single food.
    via No_Understanding162
  • 06
    Font - Aside from percussion, most instruments can be pantomimed by wildly wiggling your fingers in a specific location.
    via riphitter
  • 07
    Font - Never seen anyone claim to be a 'shower' and not a 'grower' Really makes you think
    via indigo_pirate
  • 08
    Font - Soon, Logitech controllers will be sold with a warning to not use to operate submarine vehicules. For the same exact reason why chainsaws have a warning to not try to stop it with your hands.
    via OnTheDevilsGrave
  • 09
    Font - We only think an animal is extinct because no one has seen one in a while.
    via Clock_Work44
  • 10
    Font - It is very good that farts don't have a color
    via ROVEngineer
  • 11
    Font - W is the only letter that explains how it is written
    via Vastomo
  • 12
    Font - Love at first sight is judging a book by its cover.
    via AngmiHatesMondays
  • 13
    Human body - We as a human race have accepted the fact that silverware needs no more technical advancement
    via killhiggins
  • 14
    Font - Parents hide their smoking habit from their kids, and kids hide their smoking habit from their parents
    via rainblade1980
  • 15
    Font - Every Language Travels at the speed of sound but Sign Language Travels at the speed of light
    via Alternative_Cook
  • 16
    Art - When you eat, only your bottom jaw actually moves Pac man, on the other hand...
    via ate_the_evidence
  • 17
    Font - Children think excessively swearing is mature, but adults think excessively swearing is childish
    via GstyTsty
  • 18
    Eye - In nature, cold milk isn't a thing unless the mother is dead.
    via GailynStarfire
  • 19
    Font - Coffee is the alcohol of the daytime.
    via westondeboer
  • 20
    Font - North Carolina is more south than South Dakota
    via KingLuom
  • 21
    Human body - A hand-full of something is more than a fist-full of something
    via SpecialistOf_Nothing
  • 22
    Smile - Hot pockets, corn dogs, and pigs in a blanket are all essentially cheap beef wellington
    via GoodMojo_
  • 23
    Font - Men who experience the later stages of male pattern baldness technically have a mullet.
    via timangus
  • 24
    Font - You can delete your browser history, but anyone can see the ads the algorithm shows you.
    via LordSnarfington
  • 25
    Font - In-laws and outlaws are not opposites.
    via portoftheprablem
  • 26
    Font - Nyquil/Dayquil is the rl version of health potions, and Energy Drinks are the rl version of stamina potions.
    via dh132
  • 27
    Human body - Sleep is technically just a long blink
    via osrsslay
  • 28
    Font - The human body is the ultimate all terrain vehicle. If the passenger (the brain) wants to get somewhere the vehicle can't navigate, the vehicle will *build a bigger vehicle* to take it there.
    via iijjjijjjijjiiijjii
  • 29
    Font - The Founding Fathers had British accents.
    via TheFlightlessPenguin
  • 30
    Font - Humans domesticated dogs, cows and sheep. But wheat domesticated humans.
    via Milky-Wayzz
  • 31
    Sky - Somewhere, someone is spending their last week with a full set of fingers.
    via u/canva

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